green shrek 

a sexy green fatass with a sexyass body.

Adam met green shrek and checked his body out all night.

green shrek by udontneedtoknow January 6, 2009

Little green Shrek raviolis 

A mass delusion. Many Australians have distinct memories of little green Shrek raviolis. Some cases also include delusions of little green Shrek tongs specifically used for eating the raviolis.

"are you thinking about the little green Shrek raviolis again?"
"Yeah, I just can't get them out of my head, they feel so real, y'know?"

Little green Shrek raviolis by Hypocritical oath September 20, 2021

Shrek-smegma green 

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

Shrek-smegma green by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

shekel greene 

when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.

on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.

shekel greene by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018