I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.
You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"
Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"
Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
by The Turkie August 12, 2011