a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.
The Grapist sodomized j00!
by Ni-No-Mo-No March 19, 2003
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A person who is dressed as a bushell of grapes for Halloween. Usually the neighborhood favorite. But watch out, the Grapist will rape you. He leaves purple stains as a trademark of his visit. Hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids, and hide yo' husbands...he grapin' eveyone out here.
We were out trick or treating last year and we saw the grapist. We were lucky enough to get away, but Jenny (dressed as a juicer) was not so lucky.
by graper November 7, 2010
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A character from a video by the comedy group "The Whitest Kids You Know" Also can be used as a character in the game of LARP (live action role play) The grapist powers are but not limited to; Throwing grapes into opponents mouths. Using a squirt gun filled with grape juice in his/her graping conquest, and tying down people to radiators and taking them down to basements to finnish their graping conquest. To be a Grapist one must wear all purple, preferable with a hat, in a creative way. When looking for opponent LARPers grapist much chooses ones wearing purple whenever possible (because they are asking for it). Grapist must also use funny catch phrases from the video short, such as "I'm gonna grape you in the mouth."
Dude, what character should i be for LARPing today??

like oh my god, you would make such a great grapist, i mean look at you! you're wearing purple, just asking for it!
by The Grapist of LARP July 11, 2010
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A guy who dresses up in a grape costume to grape you, usually tying you to a radiator or taking your family to the basement and graping you for decades and decades. The Grapist usually has dark hair and drives a red Jeep. The Grapists mother is also a milf.
Grapist: Cmeer kids! im gonna grape ya in tha mouth!
by Tha Grapists beatch October 3, 2011
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NOUN-rhymes with rapist- someone who eats grapes at the grocery store without paying for them
"Did you see that dirty hippie eating up the grapes in the produce section? That grapist!"
by Lady Natalia September 30, 2009
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someone who gives out delicious fruity beverages, no it is not a rapists you sick pervert
I'm gonna show you what a grapist really is!!
by Awesome Word Man November 17, 2017
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Jonas: What are you doing?
Tormod: Oh, Im just graping you from behind:)
Jesper: Tormod stop being a grapist!
by KaSiKaSi February 4, 2020
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