Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

Granny Shifter by SMCLG September 22, 2022

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When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.

"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"

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granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

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