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goosin' it 

goosin' it is to
1) get straight throwed off some grey goose vodka.
2) take a initial starting shot of grey goose before you start the party
3) be actin' a fool when you hear about a night of drinkin' grey goose

- usually goosin it is an occasional event that is planned and is a highlight of the party.
"damn my nigga, we were goosin' it so crucial last night that blake woke up with a bottle in his ass and then drank out that hoe"
goosin' it by VEGA,fatass May 7, 2009

goonin it up 

when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they're fucking everything up for everyone and that they're not fucking funny at all.

the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.

they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.

a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
college kid 1: greg hasn't taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they've been goin out for 4 months.

college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.

college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.

college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.

college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??

dylan: im just goonin it up!

college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.

college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.

typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!
goonin it up by youngh0v March 12, 2009

goosing it 

To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.
Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.

One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
goosing it by Brian and John July 24, 2008

Goosing, Goosed it! 

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.
Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.
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