gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion,
without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now
inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/
psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.