Go fuck spiders

To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.

Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.

by rjc56 July 30, 2006

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth March 7, 2018

going to be spiders

Something that's going to suck.

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.

by El Henzo December 16, 2017