to go to the john

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.

Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

by Neveron90 July 1, 2009

go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

Go on john

Phrase used in ireland/northern ireland, means if the crossroads are empty give er plenty

Go on John, give er the blow

by Nottylershepcar June 15, 2020

Going full John Oliver

A wide scale malicious compliance protest

Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.

by winter_storm June 21, 2023