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gnoticing 

Derived from "Gnosticism" and "noticing".

A term used for noticing that the Jews are behind all the bad things happening in the world and that they make up 40% of our unelected government officials even though they are only 1% of the population (United States).
Jack: Have you noticed that Jews control all the banks and both the Republican and Democrat parties?

John: Yes I am gnoticing a pattern here, though if I'm completely honest, I've gnoticed it since childhood.
gnoticing by gnoticer December 22, 2024
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Gnoticer 

An autistic fatherless basement dweller that claims to be Aryan supersoldier against “Jewish Supremacy”by posting delusional nonsense on Twitter all for the sake of grifting Elonbucks
Pedro: Did you know da Jews are the real racists? They created the KKK, Apartheid, European colonialism, white nationalism and Columbus was Jewish!

Philip: What are you a Gnoticer?
Gnoticer by TheKaifengNetwork January 14, 2025

Gnoticer 

A bunch of inbred losers and subhumans active on internet, especially X aka Twitter and Instagram, that blame their inferiority and incapabilities on the Jews, crying at them as well as their other allies and sympathizers.
*Some inbred latinx/white supremacist/Muslim gnoticer on X*: U see, this is how much da joos hate us. Christ wuz king, we wuz Aryans n sheit. Da noticiiingg continues.

*Proceeds to masturbate to clips of spic fuentes or another retarded nazi figure*
Gnoticer by truth_speaker_69420 March 28, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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