Gnomies

The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.

At a gig:

'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'

by Kiz... August 4, 2014

Gnomies

The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.

random person:What would you call the best people you now?
The answer:My Gnomies

by GnomeLover December 1, 2010

Gnomies

Friends (Homies) who are unusually short OR your younger sibling

"What are you doing today?"
"Chilling with my gnomies"

by Newell-ox April 3, 2008

gnomie

A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.

"What's up my gnomie?!

by Spartan14 March 27, 2009

gnomie

Typically a gnomie can be found chilling with his other gnomies. Can also be found stealing rocks from yards, passed out on a bathroom floor, tipping taxi drivers $1 on a $20 ride, etc. A gnomie will NOT be found in Portland.

Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Going to chill with my gnomie (s).

by Chuzzler April 15, 2009

gnomie

a bffl that you met like three days prior to the establishment of gnomie-hood.

yo nigguh we gnomies already we met at the party last week

by nigguhs and gnomies for real July 5, 2009

Gnomie

n.

1. A lawn gnome wearing excessive bling.

2. An African-American lawn gnome.

American rap artist T-Pain is said to have multiple gnomies in his lawn.

by Ladderwalker86 February 3, 2009