Gnomies

The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.

At a gig:

'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'

by Kiz... August 4, 2014

Gnomies

The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.

random person:What would you call the best people you now?
The answer:My Gnomies

by GnomeLover December 2, 2010

Gnomies

Friends (Homies) who are unusually short OR your younger sibling

"What are you doing today?"
"Chilling with my gnomies"

by Newell-ox April 3, 2008

Gnomies

Bullish

I’m extremely bullish on the Gnarly Gnomies

by Gnomgnomgnom November 23, 2021

gnomesnag

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.

Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"

by DTMango February 10, 2014

gnomesang

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"

"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"

by DTMango January 20, 2013

underwear gnomes

little gnomes who come out at night to steal underwear.

ahh the underwear gnomes stole my underwear again, I'm down to one pair.

by Dan Arnett June 22, 2008