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Glass Doors 

Someone who express their sexuality/gender identity quite frequently and openly but never actually comes out of the closet. Either because they can't, don't want to, or aren't sure what it is they are.
"Flannels are so gay, haha."
"Don't you own like 5 flannels?"
"....maybe...."
"Are you gay?"
"Whaaaaaattttttt?????? Noooooooooo."
"Fuckin liar."
"Glass doors my friend, glass doors."
"The fuck does that mean?"

"What's what mean I don't know what you're talking about."
Glass Doors by JustSomeKnowItAll December 4, 2016
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glass door closet 

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
glass door closet by kay lost April 25, 2010

Glass Door 

Being able to see what the inner workings of a company are, usually as an employee of said company.
Looking through the glass door of I-BEE-N, we can see that the upper Management make 32% bonuses on top of their commissions.
Glass Door by limeyluke September 7, 2009

Knocking on a glass door

Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door

Glass Door Closet 

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet
Glass Door Closet by Alagai March 22, 2017

the glass door 

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night
the glass door by rbsquared February 21, 2014