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girl's toy 

A boy who's girlfriend uses him like a toy. Typically he has a small penis which she thinks is cute and enjoys playing with it. The girl may bring her toy to a sleepover where her friends bring their toys and they compare them and show each other what their toy's do. Girls who have a toy with a big cock are very proud and like to show their friends how much they can make him shoot. Those who have toys with small dicks usually show how quickly they can cum and sometimes the girls shave him.

These sleepovers are very fun for the girls because they like sharing their toys and seeing who has the biggest cock among them.
My Girlfriend to her friends: "Girls, look at my toy's small dick! I LOVE it because it is fun to play with. Try it!"

*The girls play with my junk and I cum quickly and they giggle at me*

Another girl: "Yeah?! Well my toy has a HUGE cock! Show them Brian!"

*All girls stare in astonishment and make him cum in twenty minutes with a huge load*

My Girlfriend: "Let's shave our toys so they look like little boys!"

All girls: "YAY!"

All boys quietly: "There goes our dignity. We hate being girl's toys."
girl's toy by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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girl's toy 

Barbie's boyfriend Ken. Although Ken denies being a girl's toy in Toy Story 3
Chunk: "What do you expect from a girl's toy?"
Ken: "I'M NOT A GIRL'S TOY! I'M NOT!!"
girl's toy by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Girls are not s3x toys 

Stop Hurting or touching where ever YOU want without them saying yes.
NO MEANS NO.

Educate your sons to do good things like ASKING not going into it like they said yes without you asking.
*touches women* women: STOP men: *touches again* women: I’m not comfortable... girls are not S3X toys
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