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girl's toy 

A boy who's girlfriend uses him like a toy. Typically he has a small penis which she thinks is cute and enjoys playing with it. The girl may bring her toy to a sleepover where her friends bring their toys and they compare them and show each other what their toy's do. Girls who have a toy with a big cock are very proud and like to show their friends how much they can make him shoot. Those who have toys with small dicks usually show how quickly they can cum and sometimes the girls shave him.

These sleepovers are very fun for the girls because they like sharing their toys and seeing who has the biggest cock among them.
My Girlfriend to her friends: "Girls, look at my toy's small dick! I LOVE it because it is fun to play with. Try it!"

*The girls play with my junk and I cum quickly and they giggle at me*

Another girl: "Yeah?! Well my toy has a HUGE cock! Show them Brian!"

*All girls stare in astonishment and make him cum in twenty minutes with a huge load*

My Girlfriend: "Let's shave our toys so they look like little boys!"

All girls: "YAY!"

All boys quietly: "There goes our dignity. We hate being girl's toys."
girl's toy by Small Junk May 4, 2008
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girl's toy 

Barbie's boyfriend Ken. Although Ken denies being a girl's toy in Toy Story 3
Chunk: "What do you expect from a girl's toy?"
Ken: "I'M NOT A GIRL'S TOY! I'M NOT!!"
girl's toy by NHRHS2010 November 15, 2010

Girls are not s3x toys 

Stop Hurting or touching where ever YOU want without them saying yes.
NO MEANS NO.

Educate your sons to do good things like ASKING not going into it like they said yes without you asking.
*touches women* women: STOP men: *touches again* women: I’m not comfortable... girls are not S3X toys
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026