ghoob

To commit acquaintance rape against someone. From an onomatopoeic usage of GHB, the date rape drug, "to GHB someone" becomes "to ghoob someone."

I spiked my date's drink last night, and after she passed out, I ghoobed her.

OR

I'm busy tonight. I'm going ghoobing.

by The Enormous Talking Onion February 9, 2004

Glooby

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.

-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.

by DGloobs May 29, 2023

floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

by wayway June 23, 2016

gnoobenflooben

GNoobenFlooben: An experienced person who disguises themselves as a big noob for fun, sometimes even disguised as a person so noobish they pose a threat to society.

Look at bob, he is such a gnoobenflooben!
Ah look at Tim portraying himself as a gnoobenflooben for his own benefit, dreadful!

by Idicam April 12, 2017

Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023