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ghetto shot 

when one sneaks liquor into a bar and proceeds to take shots with out the establishment knowing in order to either save money or to get as drunk as humanly possible.
"dude, im totally broke. i think im going to sneak a pint into the bar so i can take ghetto shots"
--or--
"im trying to black out at this bar. lets bring our own liquor to maximize intoxication"
ghetto shot by ManWithTheTan March 1, 2010
Words you can keep

Ghetto Shot 

"Ghetto Shot" the destruction of one's pantalones' via the spillage of one's pride, dignity, or otherwise, ironicly via the spillage of one's pride, dignity or otherwise.

common symptoms of the Ghetto Shot include, but are not exempt to, having your night over, having to sit the next couple of plays out, never getting laid again and becoming infertile. in rare, extreme circumstances, the deportation of said person to africa may occur, should said spillage be significant enough to warrant the end of the eternal drought that befell central and southern africa ever since they rejected diplomacy, and any other common values of a dignified, modern province.
Shewny Bewx -

"OMG i just spilt aproximately the volume of O.J. Simpson's testicles in Jack all over my chino's!!!"

Bosh and Mike -

"Your night's officially over Shaewn, it's best you go home and sit the next couple of plays out. G out brud'.. "

Shewny Bewx -

"you're right you guys, it was nice knowing you....."

!!!!1 GHETTO SHOT !!!1ELEVENELEVEN!!1


Ghetto Shot by MIOKEMOI October 15, 2008

ghetto glamor shot 

When you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session.
Dude, I saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on Facebook. Damn, it wasn't pretty.
ghetto glamor shot by VileTwat August 28, 2013

ghettoshopped 

A photo that has been either:

a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint
or
b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling' 'gangsta' 'xscenex' or crude effects
or
c) edited in a roundabout or rough way by someone unfamiliar with Photoshop tools.
Most pictures on myspace are ghettoshopped.
ghettoshopped by bobyay March 1, 2009

Ghettoshop 

to manipulate photos and other images using software such as MS Paint, Word, or any other non photoshop application, to do what could be done simply and professionally in Photoshop.
I ghettoshopped our facebook pics using Alpha Mask in Keynote.
Ghettoshop by CarlosRoberto April 28, 2008

Ghettoshop 

Use of Photoshop (or other photo manipulation software) in a crude or obvious manner
Man, that Batboy cover on the new Weekly World News? So ghettoshop, the two pics don't even blend!
Ghettoshop by Jshock October 9, 2007

Ghettoshopping 

The use of sub-par picture editing tools like Powerpoint or MS Paint to "shop" an image when Photoshop is too expensive and one is too lazy to learn how to use GIMP.
Check it out; I just finished ghettoshopping Ian's face on this pic of Chairman Mao during the Cultural Revolution!
Ghettoshopping by Erinar August 30, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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