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ghetto mama 

The woman who gave what little she had, who sacrificed everything for you and who will fuck you up with anything she can get her hands on if you fuck shit up. When she's really angry she yells stuff like I brought you into this world and I will take you out.
Shaq: Kobe why do you got a blue eye?
Kobe: I have a ghetto mama...
ghetto mama by unspokenchaos October 21, 2014
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bitch ass ghetto mama 

A girl that dose not know how to keep her legs tight, and who smells like sex, and booze. Is every ones baby mama, and will keep any cigarettes that she finds (on the floor our in the back seat of her car) and would but them in her bra, which would be filled with her sorry excuse for crusty ass tittys, full of crabs and oily sweat. That if you were a man and you found them good to be in, then you would be bitten like a bitch and would be filled with thick, oily, green and white pus, that would make you which that you had holy water to get this sick stuff off of you. Also she would have tons of dirty ass dipers were ever she went and would take a shower only when the full moon was up, so that every one could see her ashy-ass body in the moon light, that would be full of hair in every place (and I mean every place), and would have saggy strech marks, that if you were to get the longest rope possible and make them strech, you would reach around the world three times over. Not only that, but she would mean and heartless to all people in the world.
Girl: ugh, see that.
Friend: what?
Girl: that girl, that smelled like a three way
Friend: OH, herrrrrrr!
Girl: yeah
Friend: she is a "bitch ass ghetto mama"
bitch ass ghetto mama by see em August 3, 2011

gettomamasita 

An iconic troll account on Twitter. The leader of the infamous Chateau Getto.
person 1: omg did you see that gettomamasita trolled dove cameron off twitter?

person 2: he did what? omg i HAVE to follow him!
gettomamasita by monsterzmayhem March 6, 2019

ghettomatacity 

Girl 1: *insults friend*
Friend: the ghettomatacity of you is real

ghettomatacity 

Girl 1:* insults girl 2*
Girl 2: "the ghettomatacity of you is real"
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