Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.

I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.

by Brutal Age July 29, 2019

getting cooked

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test

student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back

by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 26, 2017

getting them cookies

A predetermined act of sex while one is usually "turnt up" or "on one".

Dude-Hey bro, ima getting them cookies tonight.
Bro-No way dude, I've been tryin to get them cookies all year!

Dude-Yea, Jenny's super "turnt up" tonight!

by KayJayR December 4, 2013

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006