get coned 

An exclamation telling someone that they need to get an ear coning.
Used if someone misheard or misunderstood what you told them.
Ear Coning is often done at salons or spas to remove wax from one's ears. Often times hearing is improved.

Asha: Hey I told you that the package needed to be shipped on Monday!
Dietur: No, you said it could be shipped whenever was convienent.
Asha: Dude, Get Coned!! I said it needed to go out on Monday no matter what!!

or

J: what did you say? I didn't hear you.
B: I said lets go.
J: huh, say that again?
B: Dude GET CONED! I said, Let's GO!

get coned by Asha make discoteque September 25, 2007

get coked

made famous by teatedcarebear while gettin coked in the city, line after line

yo lets go to the city and get coked.

get coked by TrikoSheriff May 11, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004