an upscene abstract object that floats in space. it is large enough for its very own gravitational pull.
Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.
Also a nickname for when someone acts like a douche.
by wedefinewords May 23, 2011
Gerd is a tall, quiet man who can harbour a grudge. Out of the blue he will explode and let his neighbour know why the fuck its not ok to say what they just said. And when he does it will hurt. His best kept secret is his loving heart. I will always wonder why Gerd hides something so pure and true and beautiful. I guess to him his love is holy, thus not to be talked about, shown, communicated, illustrated. Holy is heaven is spirit. The impact of his religious upbringing is self-evident. A force you must respect.
Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
"Hello Gerd, i heard you like music. I made this playlist just for you. Every song, every rhythm is very meaningful to me and my love for you."
by Krkič June 22, 2019
Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!
by joe_ag March 26, 2019
by Ginger0verlord May 15, 2019
Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato
by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019
same thing as OMG
by Wei Li Ting November 30, 2015