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GEOvertising 

(Pronounced GEO-vertising)

GPS enabled devices receive real time, promotional, time sensitive offers from local retailers as the holder of the device passes within a short distance of the retailer's store location.
Salesperson: "GEOvertising, my friend, is the wave of the future! Now if you'll indulge me for just a moment please... simply look out your showroom window and consider the potential impact to your casket sales bottom line if only you had the ability to put your powerful message in the GPS enabled device of each and every man, woman or vehicle navigation system that approached within a two block radius of this fine business establishment."

Retailer (seeing the salesperson out): “Try the donut shop next door."
GEOvertising by Dave_M May 29, 2008
Genevea is a straight gangster..She is NOT intimidated by NO one and will Fuck that ass up with a smile on her face. She is smoking hot, fun ,free spirited and outgoing. a real fucking Savage.. She runs things like a boss,has that j-lo booty that every bitch wishes they had, and is probably one of the most up front ,honest,fearless selfless person you will ever meet .. If you're honored enough to know Genevea know that right,wrong,good,or bad you will always have a friend for life..A true ride-or-die...
Genevea is so fucking awesome she's the bomb.com..

Genevea is the only one who will help me..I sure am lucky to have such a ride-or-die friend...
genevea by Rideordie37 July 2, 2018

Doing a Genova 

When someone skips out of work early without letting management or their fellow peers know.

Ninjas off!
"Has anyone seen Paul? Haven't seen him since lunch!"

"He's doing a Genova, dipped home after lunch on the sly!"

"Sneaky b******!"
Doing a Genova by isisl345 July 13, 2018

genome solider syndrome 

1)The inability to see past two feet in front of you.

2)Ignoring objects that magically appear out of nowhere (ie Cardboard boxes).
My mom walked into a wall today, I think she has Genome Solider Syndrome
A name for an incredibly smart, fun, beautiful, kind woman.
I wish I had a friend named Genaveve!
Genaveve by Genbuzzj January 10, 2017

Human Genome Project 

The project that will be responisble for mapping out all the genes in the human body and their function.
Dude, once the human genome project is finished, I can make a modified baby by altering its genetic code.
Human Genome Project by Qtothey February 9, 2006