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Gatlinburg

A small city in eastern Tennessee that has become a tourist mecca. Every year, millions of stupid fat people from Ohio move to clog the streets of Gatlinburg, ambling down the main street to gorge themselves on fudge, funnel cakes, cotton candy, corn dogs, and make fun of the locals. They visit the local saltwater aquarium, which makes perfect sense because it's, you know, landlocked. They completely ignore the national park and instead buy cheap airbrushed T-shirts and get married in cheesy drive-through wedding chapels. At the height of tourist season Gatlinburg holds all the charm of Times Square the morning after New Year's Eve.
1) Gee, honey, I'm feeling my I.Q. creep up again. Better fix that. I think it's time for another family trip to Gatlinburg!
2) Look at this cheap, useless crap I bought in Gatlinburg!
Gatlinburg by CHN July 21, 2006
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Gatlinburg

A beautiful city in Eastern Tennessee. It is surrounded by the Great Smoky Mountains National park, the most visited in the United States. There are multiple things to do, all of them fun. The next town over, Pigeon Forge, is home to Dollywood, Dolly Parton's theme park. They are 5 miles apart, and with good planning, you won't get any traffic between the cities. Ober Gatlinburg, a park in the mountains, has a tram system that goes from downtown Gatlinburg to the park. The park has ice skating, snow tubing, skiing, etc. The city itself will have some traffic, but its smallish and walking would be smart. The city has a certain charm to it that will make you fall in love with it. Even people who prefer big cities like NYC and Chicago will absolutely love Gatlinburg, trust me.
Bro: Hey dude, you ever been to Gatlinburg?
Dude: no, I've heard it's not a good vacation spot
Bro: WhAT? It's AmAzINg YoU NeED tO Go ThERe HoW aRe We eVeN FrIenDS

Gatlinburg

A). A city in Eastern Tennessee that is notorious for gridlock hell. This so called "tourist" destination seems great in theory, however once you're there, you better have at least a day to spare to get in and out and drive throughout the city. The gridlock in this city is so bad it's faster to drive in NYC than this pos town. Once you are out don't even think about going to the next city, Pigeon Forge, because you'll have to belt out two hours of your time along with everybody else to travel five miles.

B). Gatlin: Latin for wait all day
Hey man, you want to go to Gatlinburg?
"Dude, fuck that you'll have more fun watching paint dry.
Gatlinburg by metallica36 February 15, 2015

the gatlinburg 

The Gatlinburg is a sexual act involving a dildo, butt cheeks, and cocaine. The act itself is doing a line off said butt cheeks, not being able to get an erection, then spitting on dildo and plowing it deep into the asshole of the cocaine tray.
Bro, I totally pulled The Gatlinburg the other day! Spent all my cash on a hotel room, whore, and cocaine! What a weekend.
the gatlinburg by LambChoppa November 26, 2017

Gatlinburged 

To be given a handjob via truth or dare by someone of the same sex as you
Dude wasn't it freakin hillarious when david got gatlinburged?
Gatlinburged by Nibroc 370 September 15, 2004