gammy eye

Originated in the north east of england. Refers to your arsehole just after you've taken a shit and there are bits of poo stuck onto it that need wiping off.
I've just taken a shit and I've got a proper gammy eye. This sucker is gonna take ages to wipe!
by cragus2000 December 06, 2006
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Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'
bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease
by jamesbond2007 February 08, 2018
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