Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes.
Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth?
Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just
said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother
said when he was
5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit
fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!