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what the fuck hand 

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.
I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.
what the fuck hand by loregore October 20, 2008

fuck me handshake 

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse
"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Second Hand Fuck 

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

Handshake fuck

A type of sexual encounter that acts as an introduction and way to get to know each other before busting out the whips and ropes. The vanilla sex before the kinky sex so as to gauge the vibe.
My first night with him over was definitely a handshake fuck but the second night was another story.
Handshake fuck by Factorie July 13, 2020

The ‘fuck you’ hand 

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.
“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”