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1. The universally recognized "F word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the "F word" as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I sugest we go fuck in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
by Cheese-man April 05, 2003
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Translation: Fuck you.
by EJL February 17, 2004
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The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something.

Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck.

The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter.
Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope.
Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed.
Guy 2: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
by No fucks given July 17, 2011
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"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.
Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-
by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006
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The best word in the world. Can be used in any situation. can be good or bad.
You wanna go fuck.
Fuck off!
Stop fucking around.
I fucking love this song!!
by olly olly oxenfree December 28, 2008
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Once had shock value, but is now more common than a tattoo on a fat girl's back.
"You think this definition will get the thumbs up"?

"Do I fuck"

by irreverent August 04, 2006
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Surprisingly enough, it's not a synonym for marijuana.
"Let's smoke some fuck, man."
"... What?"
by Mohamdu December 24, 2005
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