fucking kill

When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.

To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.

I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer

by nxsty November 1, 2007

I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

by Death boi January 20, 2019

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

i'm going to fucking kill you

when kill

"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens

by a very unique name July 21, 2022

i wanna fucking kill myself

i dont like life :(

Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself

by ImTrashBoi July 18, 2023

im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022