fruit nut

A person who is crazy, wild and/or cracked out.

Yo, that chick is actin like a straight up "fruit nut".

fruit nut by Chocochipmonkee October 3, 2008

fruit and nut case 

adj someone of minimal levels of intelligence or poor mental health see also cretin idiot

"I wonder what fruit and nut case i have the pleasure of seeing next!" exclaimed the doctor.

fruit and nut case by s.harris1a October 9, 2007

Fruit and Nut 

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.

Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"

Fruit and Nut by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010

Fruit and nut 

Early 2000’s slang a fruit and nut bar -nutter

He’s a real fruit and nut

Fruit and nut by Stoney_1234 May 20, 2020

fruit-nutted 

the stage after tipsy but just before completely trashed.

She drank a six pack and was fruit-nutted.

fruit-nutted by Jacki March 21, 2003

Fruity nut paste 

Homosexual ejaculate

I love to slurp your fruity nut paste

Fruity nut paste by KYAN LORD August 31, 2019

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings 

What British "people" call peanut butter and jelly.

Oi bruv can your mum make us some nutty-gum and fruit spleggings sandwiches?

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings by Penis with a D October 27, 2022