friglessian

(sometimes shortened to "frig")
noun:

a person originating from literally anywhere except Afghanistan and Zimbabwe; usage discouraged in serious conversation but encouraged in extremely unserious ones.

A: so you're from afghanistan?

B: close. i'm actually from pakistan.

A: pakistan? what are you, a frig?

B: we are no longer friends.

A: bro we just met.

B: exactly.

A: sorry for that then.

B: it's okay. i get it. you've been on adl too much.

A: i actually meant to say friglessian.

C: you guys are no longer invited to my party. for a week.

friglessian by redddbxy April 21, 2026

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friglessian

a person originating from literally anywhere except Afghanistan and Zimbabwe; usage discouraged in serious conversation but encouraged in extremely unserious ones. sometimes shortened to "frig" as a half-pejorative.

A: so you're from afghanistan?

B: close. i'm actually from pakistan.

A: pakistan? what are you, a frig?

B: we are no longer friends.

A: bro we just met.

B: exactly.

A: sorry for that then.

B: it's okay. i get it. you've been on adl too much.

A: i actually meant to say friglessian.

C: you guys are no longer invited to my party. for a week.

friglessian by redddbxy April 21, 2026

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friglessian

a person originating from literally anywhere except Afghanistan and Zimbabwe; usage discouraged in serious conversation but encouraged in extremely unserious ones.

A: so you're from afghanistan?

B: close. i'm actually from pakistan.

A: pakistan? what are you, a frig?

B: we are no longer friends.

A: bro we just met.

B: exactly.

A: sorry for that then.

B: it's okay. i get it. you've been on adl too much.

A: i actually meant to say friglessian.

C: you guys are no longer invited to my party. for a week.

friglessian by redddbxy April 21, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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