French kissing Sanchez

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.

The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

little French key

clitoris

He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.

by ivaninthesnow November 24, 2021