A small species of cybernetic elf, dwelling primarily in rural Northumberland. Has a strong attachment to all things computer - well known to stockpile old junk until caught by the police. Be careful if you think your house may be infested; Freieslebens have been known to bite, and must be pacified with USB sticks.
"Oh no, I think I spotted a Freiesleben down beneath my desk."
"I think it's only a small one; quick, throw it a floppy disk!"
"I think it's only a small one; quick, throw it a floppy disk!"
by abeta January 16, 2014