fortune nookie 

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

fortune nookie by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

fortune nookie 

That's what you get combining Chinese new year and Valentine's day.......

Do you really need one?

fortune nookie by Toimitus May 5, 2003

fortune Nookie 

An alternate word for happy ending at an asian message parlor

Emily- "How was your message"
Dj- "It was good i got a hand jibber at the end"
Emily- "OMG did you get a fortune cookie too?"
Dj- "Nah it was some fortune nookie"

fortune Nookie by DTWOR December 2, 2010

fortune cookie nookie 

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

fortune cookie nookie by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

Fortunecookie 

A person that believes in something without any understanding or fact.

So I was talking to this fortunecookie that keep quoting the historic channel...

Fortunecookie by Nem_dk March 24, 2019