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Someone for Everyone 

Something ugly men are told repeatedly in order to keep them simping.
40yr old ugly guy: I never been on a date lol
Person 2: awww keep trying, there's someone for everyone..

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

For Everybody 

She/he can’t be in a relationship because they talk to everyone and they been around
Bruhh you seen Aliciana today she kissed 5 different niggas this weak
I know bruh she for everybody

thanks for everything 

If your homie sends you this text at 1AM you better book it to their house straight away.
*receives text from homie at 1AM* „thanks for everything
thanks for everything by Nickypw8 September 5, 2023

cheese for everyone! 

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion
YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"

Grace for Every Gethsemane 

When you refuse to give up even when others have disappointed or deserted you, as new restorations or resurrections are on your way—before Jesus went to the cross to die for our sins, He was so troubled in the Garden of Gethsemane that He asked his disciples to stay there and pray for Him, but He couldn’t rely on them for their support because they fell asleep.
Are disappointments, betrayals, or sicknesses taking their toll on your life? Look no further, because there is grace for every Gethsemane if you would only turn to the Son of God for your deliverance and healing. Let Him turn the frustrations and obstructions into resurrections and promotions.