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Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.
I wish I could speak Fontanese.
Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010
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Fontanella

Someone who is alright…. But just not quite a Deering.
Hey bro you see that girl over there?

Yeah bro she’s alright, she’s a Fontanella. She ain’t no Deering.
Fontanella by TheDeering April 7, 2021

Fontanilla 

Is usually a girl's name.A Fontanilla is a great and outstanding person. She is a great friend always caring about others before herself. These are friends you don't wanna lose just because of how kind and caring they are.
"Oh look jack its Fontanilla everyone's best friend."
"Fontanilla is just the sweetest girl"

Fontanilla 

It's a Caring,Lovely,Nice, and shy person. They are usually nice to anyone they talk to sometimes mean but they are caring in the inside which makes them one of the most loyal and trust worthy people u can be friend's with. They are usually beautiful oh and yeah they are mostly alpha females.
"this Fontanilla girl is just the best person."
"why is Fontanilla always so beautiful?"

Fontainebleau Junior High 

School full of wanna be rich kids and queers that think the whole fucking world revolves around them. Probably the only junior hight that had a 7th grader pregnant twice.
Wait you go to Fontainebleau Junior High. Then I guess your gay.

Fontainebleau 

The largest high school in the state of Louisiana. With 2,234 students for the 08-09 school year. Students come from Mandeville, Covington, Abita, and Lacombe. The mascot is a bulldog. This school is badass.
fontainebleau's vollyball team and soccer team owns mhs, chs and ssa all the time. our football team used to own everyone in st tammany, until Farve left ):
Fontainebleau by coco_fosho December 9, 2008

Fontanelching 

Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.
"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.

"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".

From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"
Fontanelching by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008