fondilering

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

fondillable

the scrotum being sufficiently clean enough to dip into a medium such as, e.g., fun dip, chocolate fondue (after ensuring optimal temperature as to not scald the goodies), pop rocks and powdered sugar...(can do baby powder although consumption is not recommended).

Crackerjackjosh: "I need a shower, my nuts are starting to smell funky."
Amanduh: "yea, your boys are definitely not fondillable right now."

by crackerjackjosh and amanduh February 14, 2015

Hyper-fondilization

When you had a little too much fun playing with your balls now they are raw.

Dominick’s balls were chafed due to excessive hyper-fondilization.

by arrowz July 5, 2021

fondiling in a bush

Sucking dick and jerking off to each other

Go fondiling in a bush

by Hoyaaa April 20, 2021