Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.
We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.
by @octopusapocalypse May 05, 2018
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Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.
I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!
by @octopusapocalypse May 29, 2018
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meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat
My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am
by supahjustin February 13, 2015
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