Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

Folded meat by @octopusapocalypse June 2, 2018

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Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

Folded Meat Sandwich by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

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