When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
by jseal July 29, 2010
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Small creature that looks likes a pebble. Belonging in the species: Idontknows. Characterized by 4 legs on top, 4 legs on bottom and 1 leg on each side.
by cul de sac kids December 16, 2007
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2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.
Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.
Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.
Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.
Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.
Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
by Albert Hines August 8, 2008
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Stuff your girlfriend with your favorite salad, and you've got two meals in one! You are now a flubberguster if you eat it out of her!
by Marcus Hale April 20, 2008
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After a long week of work, graduate classes, the breakup and a fight with her neighbor, she felt flubberbusted.
by Lynsita May 30, 2008
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Sarah Reynolds: I used to be kinda skeptical of Philip's true inventing capabilities and the actual value of all his assorted wacky inventions, but after seeing what that amazing green goo could do, I am totally flubbergasted.
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