Floppery

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.
I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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flip-floppery

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion
Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!
by FUNK September 29, 2004
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