flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. May 26, 2007

Flaturbed

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

by Cornelius Cardew May 26, 2007