by Jeanne August 30, 2004
Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.
by Pat September 13, 2004
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
by SofleekSativa July 14, 2015