flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Flatpattied

Getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, fucked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.

You should have seen John last night, he got so Flatpattied he pooped his pants.

I can't wait to go out and get Flatpattied this weekend.

That girl is so Flatpattied she can't even form a sentence.

by JimboMFJones August 21, 2013

flatpatch

No penis or vagina, just a potato body. You have no genitals, you look like an overgrown telly tubby.
Commonly used on Omegle when a creepy stranger asks you if you are male or female.

Stranger: “f or m?”
Me: “flatpatch”
Stranger: “wtf”

by Winklequeen May 24, 2019