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Fläskkäft 

Swedish word, mostly used by Svullo. It's directly translated to "Pork-mouth". Something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. In order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

In order to master this word in English: Fläsk ; (Fla'esk) -Käft ; (Schaeft).
- Lawl, whatever Fläskkäft.
- Hehe, that doesn't bother me at all that you'd call me that. It's not like I'm going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain... The very pain that's traveling through my left arm right now.
- Fläskkäft...
- Whatever, it's not like I'm going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say I've got pretty tits.

Etc. Etc.
Fläskkäft by Torve June 15, 2010
Related Words

flaskaway 

adj.
1. When something or someone becomes extremely drunk, usually a robot becoming drunk.
2. Departing from reality because of contents of the container. Container usually contains some sort of liquid.
After working a long day on the assembly line, the robot went flaskaway.
The god damn bar is so expensive, I'm going to flaskaway in that alley over there.
flaskaway by Rubber Robot April 5, 2005
Another word for flexing but in a more Gotlandish way.
- Look at my bank account I have 12.000
- Bro you fläsking too much, stop fläska
Fläska by luddode January 28, 2023

Flashkaphobia 

The fear of the powerful, FAT, and super cute budgie, "Flaska"!
"I have flashkaphobia", says Grisha the Budgie.
Flashkaphobia by Cubed3D February 13, 2025