Flashtard

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.
I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!
by Observer1970 April 04, 2010
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Flashtard

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.
Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!
by Zach Henkel June 04, 2008
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