five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

by Daniel September 9, 2003

five star

You incoherent butt monkey.

I didn't understand the other definition at all. "Slp a girl in the butt o the chest"?

by B-Drac August 28, 2003

Five-Starred

When someone has slapped themself or another so hard they left a full handprint on the skin.

Sarah: Damn, you slapped him so hard he was five-starred!

by Popcorn Pixels July 12, 2015

five starred

The mark on one's body after being slapped or after immense pressure is added with a whole, open hand, with splayed fingers.

Person one: *takes off shirt*

Person two: man, you've been five starred! It's right in the middle of your back! You get some last night?

Person one: aww yeah

by Just a Random Person October 13, 2013

Five star

Smacking your girl so hard on the ass that you can see your whole hand and all of your fingers. Often leaves a welt

I'm going to five star you, cause you my hoe.

by That damn hoe March 15, 2016

Five star

When you hit someone rlly hard and your handprint shows up on their skin

Did u see me give him a five star!?

by m-money May 23, 2016

Five Star

(verb) game played in the car on major highways. when you see a truck or semi that has a series of five lights across the front of the cab, everyone in the car yells "FIVE STAR" and hits the ceiling. the last person to do this has to take off five articles of clothing.

Boy 1: Hey five star!
Boy 2: Five star!

Boy 3:Aw damn it.

by Fishy the Great April 22, 2009