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You fish 

Someone that is stupid, slow or genuinely lacks comprehension of a simple situation
Mark: *mark knocks over fins beer*
Fin: you actual fish!

Bea: *forgets her headphones*
Ella: you fish
You fish by Stellastar May 18, 2023

Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!) 

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.
My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

Thank You For Fish 

A common phrase used to express gratitude for the presence of fish in appropriate social contexts.
- 'Hey, how come it doesn't rain salt water?'
- 'Because fish in the oceans eat the salt.'
- 'God, thank you for fish'

You're Fish 

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."
"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"
You're Fish by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

I'm gonna gut you like a fish 

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.
"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

“You sir, are a fish” 

-Arthur Morgan
You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan