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First Definition Bitch
A first definition bitch is a person being an ass, douche, mean, etc... The word "Bitch" has several different meanings and by using "First definition bitch" it is clear what meaning of bitch is being used.
Becky: Monica's body isn't sexy enough for her to go out with Scott.
Monica: Quit being a first definition bitch!
Monica: Quit being a first definition bitch!
First Definition Bitch by Grrl what?! December 28, 2010
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The First Definition
The first definition, on the day the site was created, 9/12/1999.
Brutal - December 9, 1999
"Anything that makes you sweat"
Man, this morning's calisthenics were brutal.
by Eugene December 9, 1999
It is also almost 25 years old and can be found on page 6 after searching for 'brutal', 6th definition on page 6
Brutal - December 9, 1999
"Anything that makes you sweat"
Man, this morning's calisthenics were brutal.
by Eugene December 9, 1999
It is also almost 25 years old and can be found on page 6 after searching for 'brutal', 6th definition on page 6
The First Definition by ._.pres August 25, 2023
Your first definition
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Your first definition by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022
The first definition on Urban Dictionary
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The first Urban Dictionary definition
It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
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Angie Josie Robies: The Definition Of Nairobi 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
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