The act in which you stick an entire bottle of Sriracha in yo girl's pussy and squeeze it all out in her like a syringe, then proceed to give her head with the goal of going for 10 minutes without bursting into tears. But instead if you choose hit that shit, raw, nutting all up in her, you have completed the alternative, known as the "Korean Lava Creampie."
'Hey Tyler, I just gave Jane a Far East Fire-Spitter for 20 straight minutes last night without crying!' 'Oh yeah? Well last night I gave Heather a wicked Korean Lava Creampie!'
When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users
Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.
An individual who has an enormous bank roll and can afford to light stogies and cigarettes with money (usually a $100 bills). The person in reference usually has a ridiculous lifestyle... mansion(s), whip(s), island(s), private security, etc...
Person 1 (rolls up in an custom Bugatti and hands a $100 bill to the valet): "Keep it in the shade"
Person 1 then pulls out a stogie and lights it with another $100 bill.
Valet 1 to Valet 2: "Damn, dude's a fire flame spitter"
Examples:
• Rick Ross • Lil' Wayne • 50 Cent
• Birdman
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.