finis

Latin for "finish" or "end." It's the last chapter in the Cambridge Latin 1 books. The book teaches Latin by using little fucking boring ass stories about a family who lives in ancient Pompeii. Unfortunately, by the time you get to "finis," you actually give a rat's ass about the people as characters, but this is the chapter where everybody fucking dies because of Mt. Vesuvius's eruption. Fucking assholes making me care.

-Hey, do you guys use the same books as us?
--I think so, we're up to the part about the ghost.
-EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES IN FINIS
--Dick.

by David Bumpass July 23, 2007

Finis

A word to confuse another

"Finis," Mark said. "What does that mean?" Chris asked. "Finis, finis, stop saying finis," Mark said. "WHAT ARE U SAYING!" Chris exclaimed

by DryBass69 December 8, 2016

Dirty Finis'd

When you get fucked over By Finis Temporis in Warhammer

Yo, Tharom just got Dirty Finis'd over there in Altdorf

by Sebber26 March 22, 2022

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

See Finish

a word commonly used by speakers of Nigerian Pidgin, to represent a situation where a person loses or has lost respect from one or more people, due to prolonged proximity.

That small boy no dey respect me again, na see finish de worry am

by smart dave December 30, 2018

Fanistons

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

by 890 December 31, 2008