Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your
underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has
sticky fingers!". Sticky
finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto
Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"
Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals
everything ! Him and all his friends are
STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"
Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if
your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"