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filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu 

A term used to put down non-sorcerers.
“I can’t see it.”
“filthy monkey who can't even use jujustu.”
“What?”

the filthy monkey, it plans.

A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

filthy money shot 

1. A shot of ejaculate in the eye of a woman.
2. A nasty tennis shot that owns an opponent.
You just got a filthy money shot in the eye
Oh man, that was a filthy money shot, come again bitch.

filthy money shot 

being hit in the eye by a racquetball traveling at the speed of sound.
he fell like a sack of potatoes when he got the filthy money shot.
filthy money shot by $$money$$ July 12, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026