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It's an insult it basically is a sub for "cunt" except no one will know what it means so you can say it in front of your parents because ffs everything the average person don't use in their everyday vocab. But with your help we can fix that #makefignebgreatagain
Yo mom stop being a figneb already
figneb by Squid FUCC May 13, 2018
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Finebauming 

1) The act of provoking two or more groups of people into biter arguments for ones own personal gain (such as employment) and/or entertainment. Side effects from finebauming may also result in an act(s) of terrorism, ignorance such as updkying.

2) The act of being Paul Finebaum himself.

3) The act of provoking rednecks in Alabama to argue over college football.

4) The act of inciting ignorance between groups of people for personal entertainment.
Bill: Why did you get them rednecks over there started on the Iron Bowl?

Dale: You know I'm bored so I'm Finebauming to pass time
Finebauming by TheGlueGunner January 2, 2012
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the finebros 

The Finebros have removed this definition for copyright infringement.
The Finebros have removed this example for copyright infringement.
When you stick your finger in your or someone else's butthole and it gets stuck.
*mother walks into room*
Johnny! What are you doing?
I was testing but it got stuck. Will you help take it out?
This is the second time this week you've done fingeb!
fingeb by ¡Geronimo! November 9, 2014
The time it takes to hit a deadline, when delivering fine results will meet expectations. Should be used when a timebox will take too much time. A perfect response to good management advice like "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good".
Hey James, we need to create a new website but don't have much time.
Let's finebox it, Emily! We'll get a perfectly adequate site with time to spare.
Finebox by urbansnap March 21, 2020

sam fineburger

A Jewish kid with many lawyers and pennies. As he follows the penny gods they return the favor and lead him through court. As he tells Holocaust jokes himself because he is Jewish and is allowed to make fun of his people, the penny gods have given him this gift.... and of course the gift of being a great lawyer.
"There goes Sam Fineburger again, picking up a penny and laughing at his own Holocaust jokes in the middle of an important court session."

Flying Fignewton

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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