n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

fickle finger of fate by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

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fickle

likely to change your opinion or your feelings suddenly and without a good reason

She's so fickle - she's never been interested in the same man for more than a week!
The world of popular music is notoriously fickle

fickle by Arja2012 October 15, 2012

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fickle pickle

A young pickle who could never make a decision. He was bullied by other vegetables, and eventually went insane.

"Hey, Elena, do you know fickle pickle?"
"I sure do! He's so fickle!"

fickle pickle by maryyyyyyyyyyyy September 8, 2013

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fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

fackle by Kelly May 2, 2003

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