feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

feed the cat

Female masturbation.

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.

by Elmosus March 18, 2009

feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// January 20, 2009

Feed the Cat

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

by kold93 April 4, 2009

Feed the cat

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

by boltis May 18, 2010

Feed the Cat

An electro/dubstep/EDM mixtape by Ephixa showcasing multiple Monstercat label songs. Usually around 30 minutes to an hour long.

Feed The Cat Mixtape - 60 minutes of Electro Dubstep and EDM from Monstercat - Mixed by Ephixa - YouTube

by erthkwake February 13, 2013

feeding the cats

What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."

by T.M. December 28, 2005